Most Important People Ever

Most Important People Ever
© Surazeus
2018 08 27

These strange words are the most important words
that can be said in the history of saying
because these words describe things that exist
and describe qualities about those things
and depict those things performing some actions
that cause other things to happen in time
for time is the moving of things through space
so we say words to describe happenings.

We people who live now in shells of flesh
who are doing things in the world of things
and are saying words about the things we do
are the most important people with brains
who ever lived in history of this world
for we are doing things and saying words now
that are the most important things to do
and the most important words to be said.

We are getting together in strange places
and doing weird things with jovial fun
and drinking lots of drinks with alcohol
and dancing together wildly to music
that is the most important music played
to scare away the silence of despair
and our fun is the most important fun
that anyone ever had in all history.

You are nobody because you are not
with us now in our little group of friends
and so you will never be as important
as we are for you are not part of us
since everything we do with jovial fun
is most significant for human history
and means a lot more to the chronicles
than anything you ever do or say.

You should be talking only about us
when you get together in conferences
and you should be writing books about us
and our significance to social change
and you should be writing biographies
about each one of us in our whole group
since we are more important to the world
than anybody else who ever lived.

We are the most important people ever
so you should collect every photograph
ever taken of our important lives
and make long documentaries on film
explaining our significance to time
since our novels, poems, paintings, and art work
preserve the great importance of our lives
even though we will all one day be dead.