2016 02 14
The candidate running for president
who has the most genetic relatives
living among the general population
of the nation from sea to shining sea
always wins election as president.
Though they scatter across the boundless land
to interbreed with countless other tribes,
that weaves them all together with their genes,
their descendants will recognize each other
when they meet, and feel an instant rapport.
Blood is thicker than ideology,
connecting minds of people who all sprang
from one common ancestor in one tribe,
so we choose our own to play president.