Army Of Aggressive Trees

Army Of Aggressive Trees
© Surazeus
2025 05 16

With small hands delicate as flower petals 
Janus rips global web of asphalt roads 
out of the ground while chanting pretty spells, 
and hurls chunks of revolutionary rage 
to smash stores of commercial enterprise 
that impose colonial empire of greed. 

Roots of oak trees curl downward from his feet 
to mangle cement parking lots of malls 
with each passive-aggressive step of faith 
that Janus asserts on quest for the Grail 
when he struts on stage of fashion with pride, 
presenting latest outfit no god wears. 

Descended from the Entish Onodrim, 
and cousin of Groot, born on Planet Ex, 
Janus leads army of aggressive trees 
who march to war against the human race, 
demolishing vast city maze of streets 
as they crush buildings with Odinian fists. 

Surrounding Gold Tower of steel and glass 
that shimmers brightly on Manhattan Isle, 
Janus and army of fierce angry trees 
attack tall palace where King Midas hides 
in revenge for massacre of the trees 
in the cruel ten-thousand-year dentrocide. 

Rampaging forward sea to shining sea, 
Janus and army of trees with strong limbs 
topple thousands of corporate headquarters, 
smashing factories where sons of Vulcanus 
smelt minerals with fire to mold weird machines, 
and stomp on billions of cars as they flee. 

When Midas sends army of warriors 
with tanks and planes to bomb army of trees, 
Janus laughs with booming voice of the void 
as he opens gaping mouth of sharp teeth 
and swallows missiles with satisfied gulp, 
strengthened by explosions of chemicals. 

After Janus and his army of trees 
destroy all of human civilization, 
and leaves devastating mess in his path 
of buildings and cars mangled by outrage, 
he sits on snowy slope of Mount Takoma 
to meditate and seek state of Nirvana. 

Computer wires from the vast world wide web 
slither from heart of darkness to enwrap 
Janus and his army of trees in matrix 
of writhing cables which assimilate 
their rage into virtual world of Earth Mind 
where he dances and sings by Lake of Eyes.